February 13, 2013 Leave a comment
The third episode of my Evil Blond Kid storytelling podcast is online here. In this special Valentine’s Day episode, I share a story of high school love, which I self-sabotaged with lies, rudeness, and a bit of kleptomania. If you like it, please rate and subscribe on iTunes.
January 23, 2013 Leave a comment
The second episode of my Evil Blond Kid podcast is online here. I tell the story of a time I pointed a gun at a person and pulled the trigger. Pretty messed up. Listen, subscribe, share.
January 12, 2013 Leave a comment
I created a storytelling podcast called EVIL BLOND KID. My goal is to share a story once a month (at least), keep it under 10 minutes, and eventually figure out if the grand sum of my sins and golden locks puts me in the same boat as toe-headed jerks like Draco, Joffrey, and Goofus. This is the first podcast I have ever produced/hosted on my own, so I’m really excited to see what I get out of this project.
Listen to the first episode, “Cold Call Justice,” here.
January 8, 2012 1 Comment
A realistic projection of what it takes to become a professional TV comedy writer coming from someone barely in the infancy of his writing career. Read on if you’re tired of the same generalizations and cliche statements about how making it in showbusiness is impossible. (It’s not… you’ll just be very old if/when it happens.)
January 28, 2011 2 Comments
This weekend is the one-year anniversary of the most well-executed prank I can claim to have participated in. Whatever pranks you have pulled or fallen victim to in your lifetime, I doubt any of them can compare to the ingenuity and obscenity of our spectacle. Read on.
January 24, 2011 2 Comments
To celebrate this blog’s 10,000th page view, I have listed below some of the most intriguing/bizarre search terms that people typed into search engines and discovered eavoss.com as a result. So many questions over what was running through people’s minds as they typed these, but even more questions over what these say about my blog. Oh well. Happy 10,000 Page Views, everyone!
January 21, 2011 1 Comment
I recently discovered an old shirt soaked in a memory from my innocent past. Here, a cautionary tale of misdirected admiration, the slow journey into manhood, and why keeping your mouth shut is often the safer option.
December 27, 2010 4 Comments
Normally at the end of each year I write a top-ten list or an epic narrative recap of the whole year. This year, one theme has been featured more prominently than any other: redefining one’s notion of home. Below I tell the story of a house, which, despite serving as my home for only two months, was nevertheless the primary setting for a dynamic year within a group of friends.
