My favorite search terms
January 24, 2011 2 Comments
To celebrate this blog’s 10,000th page view, I have listed below some of the most intriguing/bizarre search terms that people typed into search engines and discovered eavoss.com as a result. So many questions over what was running through people’s minds as they typed these, but even more questions over what these say about my blog. Oh well. Happy 10,000 Page Views, everyone!
VOSS’S FAVORITE SEARCH TERMS (in no particular order):
“boner humiliate”
“unconcious at party”
“i dicoverd my sis a prosttute can i be her nexrt customer? though im her brother?”
“weinermobile sex”
“warming up a bathroom floor”
“does my aunt still love me”
“kool joke shops”
“i killed my sister with a gun”
“getting to the winning side with god”
“2 black boy scouts first fuck in barn”
“who is spencer t. voss”
“oldsex”
“don’t care for trippin”
“gayest little boy”
“babies are assholes”
“clever nerd stuff to say”
“after school nightmare she uses him as a footstool”
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Most of the search terms on the general list were combinations of the words “comedy,” “sex,” “nerd,” and “gay.” Meanwhile, “oldsex” popped in there quite often… it’s the most common search term. I don’t know what these people were looking for, but I certainly hope they found it.
Also, ”Clever Nerd Stuff to Say” sounds like an awesome new title for the blog. What do you think?
Thanks for reading over the past 9 months, guys!
About eavoss
Spencer T. Voss will be the name of our adopted child after we become life partners. He will be the gayest little boy but babies are assholes anyway.
oldsex.
What does the “T” stand for, Spencer?